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WHATS UP FRIGHT ADDICTS

Welcome back to my blog!

WOAAAA PRETTY SPOOKY-OOKY-ICKY OKTOBER RIGHT?

Gotcha!

Here on my blog, we are ALL about jokes and joshing and P*R*A*N*K*S* and I know for a fact that you all LOOOOOVE to get a little scared sometimes.

So, how’s this for a scare, cuties?

I came in through the window last night and ate all of Jess’s skin.

EW GOTCHA AGAIN!

NOW THAT I’M ALL DONE AT MY LATEST MYSTERY, THIS GORGEOUS HOUSE IS OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE MARKET! SEND ME A EMAIL OR DM ME FOR DETAILS, CAUSE I’VE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE DEAL WITH THE BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES AT BONNIDALE REALTY THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM

COME FOR AN OPEN HOUSE, STAY A NIGHT OR TWO, OR, TAKE THE PLUNGE. HOME OWNERSHIP IS SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER REGRET

HECK, WE'RE EVEN GIVING AWAY A *FREE* BOTTLE OF WINE TO EVERYONE WHO VISITS THE HOUSE

LOVE my life, baby!

HAPPY HUNTING

-YOUR GIRL JES